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02/28/2019 Mike's shop was on fire, he was on the phone to the fire department. " What is your address sir," the fireman inquired. " I can't remember," Mike screamed. " Calm down man, if we don't have your address how will we get there," the fireman asked. " Use your big red truck with the siren! " Mike retorted. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A new helper is on the job for two hours when he is sent to the diner for coffee. " Will this hold six cups? " he asks the waitress holding up a large thermos jug. " No problem," she replies. " Good, give me two black, one with cream and three with cream and sugar." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pat sends Mike to the lumberyard , "Need twenty 4 X 2's," he says to the yardman. " Guess you mean 2 X 4's," he grins, " How long do you want them?" " Dunno for sure, but it will be a while, he's building a garage." A guy is working on a steep roof and starts to slide down out of control. " Help me God," he cries A large nail catches on his overalls and stops his decent. " Never mind God, a nails got me," he sighs with relief. ![]() You may also access this article through our web-site http://www.lokvani.com/ |
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