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05/20/2014

A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (of course.)
The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death. He told his three friends this, and asked them to do a favor for him when he died.
"Here are three envelopes, each contain $100,000, one for each of you. I don't wish to go to the afterlife without my money. Please, when I am buried, would each of you throw your envelopes
into the grave on top of my coffin?"
The three friends agreed, and took the envelopes. Sure enough (of course) the Rich Man died. At his funeral, the Doctor, the Priest and the Lawyer threw their envelopes on his coffin.
As they were leaving the funeral, the Priest said to the others, "I have a confession to make. The church needed a new altar badly, so I . . . I took $5000 to buy it," and looked at his feet.
The Doctor said, "Well, since you've admitted it, I too must confess that I took money. The children's hospital where I work needed a new, expensive X-ray machine, so I took $30,000 to buy
it."
The Doctor and the Priest both turned to the lawyer, expecting a similar confession. Instead, he said "Oh, no, I deposited the money in my account and dropped a check for all $100,000 in the envelope


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An American born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. 
The guide replied 20 years.
The American desi remarked, "You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years."

At Red Fort in Delhi, he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years. 
"Only ten years?" The American Desi retorted: "Didn't I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years." 

Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi.
Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower? 
The guide replied, "I'll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing here."
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Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

He/she's my co-brother/sister!

It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

"Don't talk like that in front of my back"
Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
"Why aren't you kneel downing?"




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