My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, in response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?', I replied:
65% of population who doesn't pay taxes,
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons,
and above all,
769 idiots in parliament.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering, who the hell did I miss out??!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Deepika Padukone..You went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.You went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.You went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.Please join Congress.. & Save India
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