A billboard outside the Parliament House in New Delhi: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!

At a restaurant in Calcutta: The manager has personally passed all drinking water in this establishment.

 At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

  In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.

  At Bangalore Airport: Please donate for the Gujarat Earthquake refund.

 At a New Delhi shopping mall: Patrons are urged to donate generously for the Earth Quake "being held" in   Gujarat.

Graffiti on a DTC (Delhi Transport Corporation) Bus: Aana (coming) free,   Jaana (going) free,  Pakde gaye to Khana free! (If caught food – free)

 A traffic slogan at Bombay-Pune Highway: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough- or else they never will be!

 On a Plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

 Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

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