Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !

Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ? Pupil: How did you know ? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

Great news; teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that ? It's snowing outside !

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ? Lots of blood tests !

What kinds of tests do they give witches ? Hex-aminations and Spelling tests!

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb. Father: Really ? What did she say? Son: Baa!

Father: How were the exam questions ? Son: Easy. Father: Then why look so unhappy ? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did !

Father: How did your exams go ? Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject. Father: What do you mean, nearly 100 ? Son: I was just a digit out; I averaged 10!

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ? Son: Absence. Father: You were absent on the day of the test ? Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was !

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