What do you call an amorous insect?
The love bug.
What did one amorous flea say to the other?
I love you aw-flea.
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
He had loved in vein.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed ?
He was de-lighted !
What is the best advice to give to worm ? ?
Sleep late ! ?
What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?! ?
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? ?
Where in earth have you been ! ?
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? ?
Very big worm holes in your garden ! ?
What reads and lives in an apple ? ?
A bookworm ! ?
What makes a glow worm glow ? ?
A light meal ! ?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? ?
Because they're wrigleys ! ?
Why did the sparrow go to the library ? ?
It was looking for bookworms ! ?
What is life like for a wood worm ? ?
Boring

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