Lost Hikers

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles. ''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained. ''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.'' ''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

Two hikers on a trail came around the bend to find an enormous brown bear about 75 yards up the trail. The bear spies them and begins running toward them at a full gallop. One hiker drops his backpack, sits down, throws off his boots, and starts lacing up a pair of running shoes. The other hiker says: "What are you doing? You will never outrun that bear!". The first hiker replies: "I don't have to outrun the bear..."

A pastor is hiking the AT when he comes across a huge black bear. He drops to his knees and prays"Oh Lord protect me". He then looks over and the bear is on his knees too! He says 'Oh thank God it's a Christian bear'. Then he hears the bear pray - "Oh Lord thank you for the gifts we are about to receive"!

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