The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a young woman, went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled. "What is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the young woman supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The young woman looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the young woman wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The young woman was excited beyond belief. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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A jock and a geek were applying for the same job. The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."

So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well, he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."

The jock complained, "Don't you think that's unfair, prejudice or something?"

"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered, "I don't know," and then when I looked at your paper, you answered,

"Me either!"

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