Speaking of the Iraqi re-building
As part of the Iraqi war ending,
Fluor, Parsons, Haliburton, or Bechtel
Who gets the bid? It is so hard to tell.

Waiting to play on the team is Chirac
Through the United Nations in Iraq.
My best advice to Germany and France
Is that it may be worth taking a chance.

But tell me this, mister ambassador,
Who right now I think is out of order:
“Where were you when we needed you the most?
Now you come back when you know you are toast??!”

But there may be one thing that you can do,
And that is cleaning Iraqi do-do
For which we will pay you minimum wage
If you promise to be on the same page.

And that means from now on you don’t veto
No matter what we do between the two.
Security Council is not your cup;
Merci beaucoup Chirac, your time is up!

In the case of your buddy Germany
With all their virtues, however many
As far as we are concerned, they are out;
Tell them don’t beg at our door, they’re kaput!

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