In an  Hotel: 
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
 
In a  hotel elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
 
In a  hotel lobby:
Please leave your value! s at the front desk.
 
In a hotel :
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
 
In an hotel near a College:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
 
Edwards Laundry on Relief Road:
Drop your trousers here for best results.!

In an Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..
 
In a heritage hotel at :
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
 
In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge :
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
 
In the office of a  gynecologist: 
Specialist in women and other diseases.
 
In a Bharuch hotel: 
The manager has personally passed all! the water served here.

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