The two rival cricketers were talking. 'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'

'Well, you're just the man for the job.'

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The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?'

'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'

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After the meeting of the cricket club selection committee, the speaker wound up the proceedings.

'Thank you for your attention. See you next week. On your way out you'll find Sunday's team nailed to the notice board!'

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'That was the best innings I ever played,' said the young man.

'Well!' said his captain, 'you mustn't let that discourage you.'

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Child:"Good bowling!"
Father: Be silent
Child:"Good owling!"

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