After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, 'What is the usual tip?'
'Well,' replied the youth, 'this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great.'
'Is that so?' snorted Bud. 'Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars.'
'Thanks,' replied the youth, 'I'll put this in my school fund.'
'What are you studying?' asked Bud.
The lad smiled and said, 'Applied psychology.'

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, 'Why do we have to learn this pointless information'
'To save lives.' the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. 'So how does physics save lives?' he persisted.
'It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school,' replied the professor.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

In a college a new principal was appointed.The college clerk showed him all the places in the college to him. In between clerk showed some photographs and said these are the photographs of our former principals.
The principal immediately said 'one day I'll also hang here!!!'

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.

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