Thermos Flask…
A man goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, ‘What is that shiny object?'
The clerk replies, ‘That is a thermos flask.'
The man then asks, ‘What does it do?'
The clerk responds, ‘It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.'
The man says, ‘I'll take it!'
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His  boss sees him and asks, ‘What is that shiny object with you?'
He said, ‘It's a thermos flask.'
The boss then says,'What does it ! do?'
He replies, ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'
The boss said, ‘Wow, what do you have in it?'
The manreplies, ‘Two cups of coffee and a coke.'

 Crocodile Boots...
A man proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
So he sets off to Africa and disappears.Finally we find him hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily
exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

Santa & Banta With Umbrella
Santa: Yaar Banta there is a hole in your umbrella.
Banta: I know. I purposely made it.
Santa: But Whhyyyy?
Banta: Arey Yaar, So that I know the rain is stopped.



Train to Delhi
An Indian lady went to Railway station and asked the Station Master, "Is this my train?"
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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