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06/09/2010
(TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.†___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?†GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L†TEACHER : No, that’s wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.†MILLIE : I is… TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.†MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.†___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.†___________________________________________________________ )
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