Under the Weather Jokes...


 Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity.

 The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

 It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

 An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

 Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

 It's a bit "muggy" in New York today.

.There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

 Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."

 There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

 A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

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