* What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
      The Americans licked the British!
* What did King George III think of the American colonists?
      He thought they were revolting!
* Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
      Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
* Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
      To get to the other tide!
* What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
      A Hessian procession!
* What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
      Yankee Poodle!
* Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
      Yeah, it cracked me up!
* What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?
      Monti jello!
* Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
      Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”

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