A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.

The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.

A few hours later, the local sheriff was driving past the farmer's field and noticed the bus wreck.

He approached the old farmer and asked where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all of them.

"Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled sheriff.

"Well, some of them said they weren't," said the old farmer, "but you know how them politicians lie."

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks


Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a Party and when all the guests had come, he said :

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo Prasad continued......

"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -

par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

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