Snappy Comebacks -

Someone just said something so outrageous you are dying to come up with the words to put them exactly in their place… but the words escape you!! sit there tongue-tied and suffering mightily because they have escaped your wrath! Here are some situations and things you wish you could come up with if the occasion presented itself!


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


When the cop got out of his car, the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," said the cop.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well, I got here as fast as I could."


A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it his truck gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car, walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver replied, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

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