A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.
    

HE WROTE :

        Most worthy of your estimation
        after a long consideration
        and much mediation.
        I have a strong indication
        to become your relation.
        As to my educational qualification,
        it is no exaggeration or fabrication
        that I have passed my matriculation examination;
        no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
        What do you say to the solemnisation
        of our marriage celebration
        according to the glorification of modern civilisation
        and with a view to the expansion
        of the population of present generation.
    
        On your approbation of the application,
        I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
        and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
        it will be our argumentation of the joy and
        exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
    
        Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
    
        To remain victim of your fascination.

    
SHE WROTE :
    
        Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
    
        Congratulation for your lengthy narration
        of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
        for a combination which on examination
        I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
    
        You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
        what about my graduation after a long botheration,
        so improve situation in education
        and make an application by acquisition
        of post graduation and minimum qualification
        for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
        undergo beautification.
    
        Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
        regulation for the determination of our relation.
    
        1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
    
        2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
           of any fascination and,
    
        3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
    
        In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
        paper conversation.
    
        I Remain,
    
        Unaffected by your affection.

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