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04/27/2008
Goes Fishing
A woman wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the
right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After
getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in
the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO
FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the woman moved further down the
ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet
another hole in the ice.
UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the woman moved to the
far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again
the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared lady raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''
The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''
Fish Joke
A lady was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.
She ran into one of her friends.
Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"
She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag.
The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess
how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one."
The lady says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many
fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
More Fish One Liner Jokes
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?
Skates!
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What fish boats the best?
A Sailfish.
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?
Ray!
Are shellfish warm?
No they're clammy!
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