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04/10/2008
How things work in India (Joke)
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do you get here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the American hell and it's the same except that you have to pay for the services . He then goes to the Russian hell and finds that while you are being whipped, they show you pictures of beautiful Russian women who don't want to marry you. And so on....
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!
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