A man calls Air India."How long does it take to fly to Bombay?""Just a sec," says the rep."Thank you." says the man and hangs up.

Shyam is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. He says "Yes"."Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours Shyam figured he was taken. On the next day Shyman is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." Shyam gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Peter is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

James is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it. A passerby warns him ", you're gonna fall down!" "Hardly," says he and falls. Then he looks after the passer-by and mumbles "Must have been a wizard."

Two men are in a railway station. "Can I take this train to madras?" asks the first. "No," answers the RR man. "Can I?" asks the second.

A passer by notices a man by the side of a lake, throwing bricks into the water. So he asks the man "Why are you throwing bricks in to the water?" The man takes a brick and again throws it into the water and says thoughtfully "See, I've been trying to solve the mystery: why are the bricks rectangular and the waves circular?" .

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