Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

 Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

What does the dentist of the year get...A little plaque?

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and nail!

A patient enters the dental office with a very bad tooth which he wants extracted. The gruff old dentist states, "I can take that out for you. It will cost $50 without pain, or $100 with." The patient looks strangely at the dentist and says, "I will have the tooth removed without pain, thank you."The dentist begins removing the tooth immediately and the patient begins to squirm, in obvious pain and the dentist says, "you better be quiet or it will cost you another $50."

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." – Anonymous

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Dont worry, it's my first extraction too.

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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