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Compiled by Anoop Kumar
06/15/2005
Here are few jokes on computers and high tech professionals. How do you know that you are a High-Tech worker? A
programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally
someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and
broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower
with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been
washing his hair.The instructions on the bottle said: One of the finest support techs in the country was drafted into the Territorial Army and sent for Training. At
the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a
couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at
the target which was fifty yards away. The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target. The
tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the
rifle again, and then once more at the target. He placed his finger
over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his
other hand. The end of his finger was blown off -- whereupon he yelled toward the target area...
You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
There
was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become
a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write
stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to
on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl
in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
"It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your end!"
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