Think twice next time before you jump into a stranger's car!

This story happened about a month ago, in a little town in Patna, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale it's real.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking, on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was black and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, closed the door and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel.

The car started slowly. The guy looks at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Scared he started to pray begging for his life. He hadn't yet come out of shock, when just before he hit a the curve, a hand appeared thru the window and moved the steering wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they got to a curve.

The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he goes to a dhaba and asks for a cup of hot tea and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy is crying and isn't drunk.

About half an hour later, two guys walked in the same dhaba and one said to the other. "Look Lalloo, there's the jerk that got in the car when we were pushing it!!! "

God will provide

A young woman brings her boyfriend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells the father to find out about the young man. The father invites the boy to his study for a chat.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Bhagwad Gita scholar," he replies. "A Gita scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the young man.
The conversation proceeds in this vein, and each time the father asks a question, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Ji?"

The father answers, "The bad news is, he has no job and no plans. However, the good news is he thinks I'm God."

We are like that only, no?


An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is
told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian  hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line
of  people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there
many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad that
the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from
the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen..."

Agrezi mein
English man – We tortured your motherland for over 200 years.
Indian – We have been torturing your mother tongue since then!

Hindi mein
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN! YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".
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What's the similarity between Cell Phones and Marriage- In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"
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Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

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