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Jokes - Only In India

Compiled by Chitra Parayath
02/28/2005

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta!!!

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai!!!

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi!!!

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
That's Ahmedabad!!!

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight but the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore!!!

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense --- Peace comes in.
That's Chennai!!!
 

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh!!!

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls the police. Police comes and starts lathi charging the gathered folks.  Someone throws stones at the police. Police throwsstones back. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, a harthal and holiday declared by the government.
You are in Trivandrum, the capital city of Kerala!!!



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