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Compiled by Chitra Parayath 11/27/2004
A special day Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of
course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the
office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door,
she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1
PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait
for her husband to come home. "First
the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!" An old maid
An old maid was overheard saying to a friend, "I've got a dog that
growls, a parrot that swears, a fireplace that smokes and a cat that
stays out all night. Why would I want a husband?" A Bottle of Perfume After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror. Assertiveness A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The
psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a
book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished
the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect
a sumptuous dessert afterward." "Then,"
the man continued, "after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I
can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?" The wife answered, "The funeral director." Be careful what you wish for A
married couple, each 60 years old, was celebrating their 40 year
wedding anniversary, and during the celebration, a fairy godmother
appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all
those years, she would give them one wish each.
Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the
wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic vacation
together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her wand and -boom!- the wife had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy godmother assured him he
could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his
heart's desire. He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy godmother picked up her wand and -boom!- he was 90!! Don't you just love fairy godmothers!
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