What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker!

What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin! 

Which dinosaur had to wear glasses?
Tyrannosaurus specs

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie. 

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
"Me-ow."

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!

What do you call a seagull who lives at a bay?
A baygull!

How do piggies say goodnight?
With hogs and kisses.

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