Hear about the artist whose work was wrongly implicated in a crime?

It was framed.

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Rembrandt, Da Vinci and Michelangelo entered a competition to determine the best artist.

In the end it was a draw.

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”
“The guy was your doctor…”

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Q:Why did the artist cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Did you hear about the artist who lost his dog?
A: He had to go out and canvas the area!

Q: What do artists do on the weekends?
A: Paint the town (various shades of) red!

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