What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.

 What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!

 Why are snails slow? Because they're carrying a house on their back.

 What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

 What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

 How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

 What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.

 Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

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