Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Can February march? A: No, but April may.
I bought a treadmill because my New Year’s resolution is to have more things to put my laundry on.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
A: ‘Tis the season to be jelly!
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A: Rude-olph!