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10/31/2024
- What do skeleton dogs eat? Milk bones.
- What do zombies order at the deli? Knuckle sandwich.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite kind of dog? A bloodhound.
- What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts? I don't know, but it's not working.
- What did the witch do when her car broke down? She witch-hiked!
- What do you call a movie about zombies finding true love? A zom-com.
- Did you hear about the coffin sale? That's the last thing I need.
- What did one zombie surfer say to the other? "Creepin' it real."
- Why don't they play music in skeleton church? They don't have organs!
- Where do mummies like to swim? The Dead Sea.
- Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
- How do you get a werewolf to stop chasing you? Throw a stick and say, "fetch!"
Courtesy : Pioneer woman
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