Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?

Two halves make a whole(hole) and your money will fall out!

Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor

Why aren’t koalas bears? They don’t have the right koalafications

How many of the 7 dwarves like their jobs? Only one, 6/7 dwarves aren’t Happy

What world capital has the fastest growing population? Ireland. The capital is Dublin every day

What do you call it when Hagrid takes a ceramics class? Hairy Potter

How much do neutrons cost? Nothing, they’re free of charge

How much do rainbows weigh? Not much, they’re actually pretty light

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? If it has rough bark