Diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

How do you get Pikachu onto the bus? You Pokemon.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi.