11/16/2023
- Why did the turkey bring a microphone?" "He was ready to roast."
- "Which side of a turkey has more feathers?" "The outside."
- "Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?"
- “What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?†“Drumsticks for everyone!â€
- "Why did the turkey stand on stilts?" "Because nobody eat flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner."
- "What kind of turkey requires ID?" "Wild Turkey."
- "What did the turkey say when he met the president?" "Pardon me."
- "How does a turkey travel?" "By gravy train."
- "What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?" "Lucky!"
- "What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?" "Turn-key only."
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