What is an astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboards?
The space bar.

Why do astronauts like space?
Because it’s too out of this world.

Why couldn’t the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because she didn’t have enough space.

What is an astronaut’s favorite candy bar?
A mars bar.

What kind of songs do the planets in outer space sing?
Nep-tunes.

What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometimes.

What do planets like to read?
Comet books.

What did Mars say to Venus?
Get out of my space.

Which planet wears the most jewellery?
Saturn.

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