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07/13/2023
I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions". 'So I went to the restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". '' The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".''There's two fish in a tank, and one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?" 'I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one". '
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