I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On
a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He
can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The
CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to
cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't
come back."
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling
pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
"Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."