Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, "You should pay your income tax with smile." The lady replied, "I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque."
An old man walks into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No," said the old man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."