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03/23/2023
- What to rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
- What happens to a toad's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
- What do cats have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
- What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take a dog?!"
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
- What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!
- What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? An investgator!
- Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
- What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you? Big ones!
- A pony went to see the doctor, because it couldn't speak. "I know what's wrong," said the doctor. "You're a little horse!"
- What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost!
- What kind of ties do pigs wear? Pig sties!
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