How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in.

What do computers like to eat?

Chips.

What do you call a space magician?

A flying saucerer.

What is a computer’s first sign of old age?

Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”

What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gives her a ring, of course.

Why was there a bug in the computer?

It was looking for a byte to eat.

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