Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?â€
Because every play has a cast.
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:"Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework.
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"I was born in California."
Which part?
All of me
"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.