Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose!

Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: What’s the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!

Q: Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
A: Because he lost his petals!

Q: What do trees drink?
A: Root Beer!

Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots!

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?A: Pumpkin pi (Ï€)!

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