Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.

Why was the turkey arrested? The police suspected fowl play.

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!

What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him

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