If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So... why learn?

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.

The wise never marry.
when they do they become otherwise.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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