Silly jokes to kill lockdown boredom which only Indians would understand: 

Q: What did the lonely banana say?

A: I'm a'kela'.

Q: What did the green peas say?

A: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

A: 'Aaloo?'

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

A: Why do 'phools' fall in love?

Q: What did the confused egg say?

A: I don't 'unda'-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

A: 'Jhinga' Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?

A: I wish I was 'puri'.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?

A: 'Aaloo lonesome tonight?'

Q: What language do carrots speak?

A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?

A: Pizza - 'HUT'