If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It's just that I’m so desperate to go out! 😜

•Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask 😷, and asking for money.

•Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever! 🤷🏻‍♀️

•Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season...😕

•I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me...😁

•Those complaining 2020 didn’t have enough holidays, what now?! 🙄🙄

•I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight! 🤢