Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?

A. No—unless you Count Dracula!

Q. How do vampires start their letters?

A. “Tomb it may concern…”

Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?

A. A cornfield!

Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?

A: Neck-tarine!

Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

A: You use a pumpkin patch!

Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

A: Because there are so many plots there!

Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?

A: Broom service!

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