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10/17/2019
For his 70th birthday, one of his students gave the zen master a big box with a ribbon around it. When the master opened the box, he found that there was nothing inside. “Aha,†he exclaimed, “just what I wanted!â€
The hot dog vendor prepares the hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.
“Where’s my change?†asks the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor responds: “Change must come from within.â€
On the first day, they all maintained silence. But as darkness fell, the flame of their singular candle began to flicker.
“Oh, the flame is going out,†said one monk.
“We should not speak a single word,†said the second monk.
“Why did you two speak?†asked the third monk.
“Ha! I am the only one who did not talk!†said the fourth monk.
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