Sergeant: “To free up space on the archive, you can burn the documents more than ten years old.”

Cop: “Good idea! Just let me make photocopies.”

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A dog is walking with a bone in its mouth. It meets a cat who asks it: “Why do you keep the bone in your mouth?” It replies: “Because I don’t have pockets.”

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A doctor says to their patient, “Tell me what’s wrong.” The patient begins to touch several part of his body saying, “I feel pain here, here, here… but also here, here, here, and here… what happened to me?” The doctor replied: “Idiot! Don’t you see that you broke your finger?!”

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How was your dinner in the outdoor restaurant?

Bad, it started to rain, and it took me an hour to finish the broth!

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